Everything in this is plain ridiculous, from the fact that you made me check a freaking dog account to the fact that David’s own a doormat with his name on it making him look like the rock star of the century. I really hope it’s a gift from someone who visits him a lot so he doesn’t have a choice than using it to not offend this person. This is the only explanation I would accept. If not, somebody needs to tell him that HE IS NOT A MUSICIAN! 😂🤦🏽♀️