Oh yeah? Well, that gives you an idea of how many fucks I give about the Duchovniacs! It also shows how much their campaign of misinformation has worked on some of you. I don’t think I’ve ever said nor thought that David got them stuff 🤷🏽♀️
I’m not kidding, I can’t imagine who would write something this uncool, it’s not even hot (really.), and miiiight be a bit of a post-con buzzkill, but … well. That’s the State of the Dumpster, I guess? I’m bound by duty to report my finds, so here you go, and if you start this, I suggest you finish it; that’s where the hope is.
He’s high, high as a fucking kite — or anyway, that’s what it feels like. But the only drug he’s wanted is her, and he’s consumed more than his fill during the nearly two whole days in her company, with a night spent in her bed; it’s been warm, wonderful, electric — even better than old times. His skin still smells like her, he can’t stop smiling, the spot behind his ear still tingles from her parting kiss.
Blissed out, composing a sweet and dirty text to her in his head, he practically skips out of the private elevator into his foyer; even the clicking of the dog’s nails, hastening to him over hardwood floors, isn’t enough to bring him back to the present reality.
But then there’s an excited shriek from deeper within the apartment and a voice calls, “Baby!!! You’re back! You made it!!!!”
His high evaporates immediately, and he has just barely enough time to compose himself and plaster a “hi, honey!” grin on his face before she comes pelting inelegantly toward him, leaping onto him like … well, like another, larger pet that he’s kind of forgotten he’s keeping.
Ok, I know we’re all bit upset about the X-Files series finale that aired last week, so I made my own headcanon alternate ending to the episode. I hope you like it.
Wait whaaaat?? How did that happen? I thought the girl went backstage and got it signed, no?
Or if she went to his booth and handed him the shirt to sign he might have just not thought this through. I mean, I’m trying to find him an excuse because this is some crazy shit!
Just Holding Hands 