She never gushed about him? Really?

“We’ve known each other for more than 21 years. We are best friends. And always will be.”

“I’m very fond of it and him”

“David and I have solidified and intensified our friendship”

“Only for you only, David.”

“Especially one of you”

“Us working together is more fun now than it ever has been so we took advantage of that”

“I think I was most excited about getting to work with David again, particularly in the new incarnation of our friendship, which is, um, enjoyable.” 

“David and I, you know, we’ve matured, and we’re friends, and um, and so it was, it was – it was very enjoyable!” 

“Happy Birthday Schmoopie!”, “thank you schmoopie!” “I’m with Schmoopie”

“I’d say, ‘why don’t we just have sex? Let’s get it on with right here on the table of this coffee shop!’ He better fucking say ‘yes’!”

“we were sibling, practically… Sort of.And… shit happens! And now we grow up. […] And, you know, we’re going to die soon so we might as well be friends, basically.” 

“I’d give David…. an 8.”

I could go on!