Read that with a mysterious voice
Paris, May 2016.
David Duchovny is singing his heart on the stage of La Cigalle. Everything is fine. The girls scream, the band rocks, and David sings of key. Perfect evening. But suddenly, the glitch. The mistake. Le faux pas.
Everything happens quickly. Too quickly. A young but not very sexy girl throws her panties on the stage. David throws himself to catch them up, but it’s gross, it’s disgusting, he just realizes that. So he put them on Nate’s, his guitarist, shoulder and state the now famous “Nate, Nate’s the single guy”, forgetting that he’s supposed to be single too and breaking his cover.
Dun dun!
Just Holding Hands 