Let’s get to the facts of Gillovny

therewillcomesoftrain:

alwaysforyouscully:

1. Gillian may or may not be dating someone.
2. Gillian described herself as ‘not single’ in public at and event for her feminist book.
3. She has not publicly said she was dating and in fact has actually denied such fact.
4. She neither touches nor looks (in a romantic way) at the person some say she is actually dating. Even though, in the past, her Red Carpet dates were actual dates (Clyde, David, Rodney, etc.).
5. She has never posted anything about her ‘new’ beau on social media but continues to post to/about David.
6. David has not been linked to anyone other the Gillian since his divorce was made public (on Gillian’s birthday, no less).
7. David has yet to claim he is in a relationship and if he is not with Gillian, what does he have to hide by announcing he’s not single?
8. No one, I mean NO one asks David about his relationship status. Have you seen him? I want to know for educational reasons, if nothing else.
9. Why would David push so hard to do the X-Files revivals if he and Gillian weren’t together being Gillian clearly is the least enthusiastic of the two and neither needs the work.
10. Have you seen them together? My husband would be chained in the basement if he looked, touched, kissed and eye fucked his co-worker like these two do on a regular basis.

Please add to the list if you so desire! 😉

I LOVE THIS BECAUSE,

A. YOU READ MY MIND.

B. EXACTLY!

C. #10 FOR THE WIN!!!!