Oh no anon! You donât get it. We had the Webbys and the Upfronts, and now all the interviews will be distilled during the next few weeks or months.
Then, itâll be July, and theyâll both start to tease us about filming starting soon. Thatâs when we get them to tweet kinky stuff about Scully and dorky pictures of Mulder.Â
Then itâll be August really fast. Not to mention their birthdays fuckery, because theyâll spend them together, we will be gone for 5 months and a half of craziness and sleeplessness. Did I mention it was 5 months and half? Because itâll be 5 months and a half. More than 160 days. And nights.Â
Then thereâs will be the promotion tour, with some Kimmel-like late show, and photoshoot, and interviews, and thereâll be the TCA again, and cute anecdotes from their costars who wonât be able to tell if Mulder and Scully are together only in the show or also in real life.Â
Then, thereâll be the premiere, with some red carpet interviews when they forget the acknowledge the interviewers while staying in their own bubble.Â
Then itâll air. During 10 weeks. 10 weeks!!. Gillian will be all tingly, and David will be all about red speedo jokes.Â
Then the bloopers will come out. The Bloopers!! Is there anything more Gillovny than some good xfiles bloopers? Probably not.Â
Then itâll be the 25th anniversary, and weâll hopefully get them together on a comic con, signing, paneling, and taking awesome dual pictures.
Then the DVD will come out, and weâll get all the BTS and theyâll be commenting on another episode, giggling and breathing loudly for 42 minutes.Â
And then, maybe, MAYBE, itâll be over, but it doesnât matter, because this is when they come out.
So no, really, The Webbys are not the end. Itâs the beginning.Â