Can we take a break and talk for real about what’s happening? Gillian has never been paped before and suddenly, there’s 400+ pictures of her and her new boyfriend with some explicit pics. Then she comes back to Italy and again, there’s pictures of her and her kids who’s faces we’ve NEVER seen before. WHY? It can’t be a coincidence, right?

It’s probably not a coincidence, no. I think the Portofino show was staged and orchestrated to some degree, but the paps went way over the line of what they were supposed to photograph. That would explain why no one has been sued (and no one has been sued for sure, because papers keep buying and printing new articles with these pictures every week. For example, there’s a whole two pages here, in France, that was released this week.) I think the “cute” pictures were what they were supposed to get, but one can’t trust a paparazzi, of course… And once you’ve played the paparazzi game, you’re screwed forever. They’ll be on her ass every time she gets a foot in Italy now, that’s for sure.