campaignofmisinformation:

okay so i’m in a chat and i realize i need to go grab another drink so i jump in the car and head to the gas station. halfway there i make a lane change and realize too late that i didn’t put my blinker on and there’s flashing red and blue lights behind me. i pull over, turn my car off, roll the window down, put the keys on the roof, and place my hands on my thighs. a police officer strolls to the window and says, “hand over the documents.” so i give him my license and registration and he tosses them back to me and says, “no, the real documents.” at this point i’m sweating goddamn bullets bc anxiety is telling me all the reasons i could go to jail and i ask “what documents, sir?” and he says, “you know goddamn well what documents, agent scully.” and the slightest of smiles graces his face. i hesitate, not sure what is happening, and right as i realize my car’s plate is “xfiles” he says, “make sure and use your blinker at all times, and trust no one” and he literally tipped his hat and walked away while i silently screamed 

This is the best story ever and I hope you’re not traumatized but it was so worth it!