If you’ve paid attention to what David said in the last few years during interviews and at his concerts you know he would never never never date a young girl. 20, 30 something are no-gos. Can we move on now and go back to shopping dogs?

I don’t even consider the idea, anon, so don’t worry about that. You’re right, with him shouting “I could be your dad!” to young fans asking him to take off his clothes during concerts and being the father he is, I really don’t see that happening.
People are worried because David is a handsome famous and wealthy man in his fifties so dating young girls would fit his kind in Hollywood, I guess. But whoever knows David a little, listens to what he says, knows that he’s better than that.
I don’t feel like I need to move on, though. I’m still stuck in the doggie spiral anyway 🙂