I’m at the ceremony. Everybody stayed under the rain and the cold except who? Morganus! hahaha seriously what a jerk. he left to go inside the restaurant and watch the ceremony through the window.

Really? Like… really? Morganus are fragile species, though. Splash water on them and they immediately crumble down and hold their knees squealing baby screams until someone finally pay attention and wrap them into a warm blanket. They’re also very sensitive at every mention of the names “Duchovny”, “David”, and “Dave”. Actually, everything starting with a D make them uncomfortable.