If my partner would say that he’s happy with our relationship as long as he has a back door I’d throw him away from his fucking back door in a second and slam it behind him!

Yeah, having a back door sounds like having a plan B. If we’re being serious for a second, that’s a terrible thing to say!
Somebody might be at the grocery store buying fish sticks already…

#backdoorgate (see what I did here? 🤓)