The Gillovny relationship was/is too much work and too much turbulence for Duchovny. This is why Tea worked for him and Gillian didn’t. Gillian herself said that she can’t be in a relationship where the other person is the leader. And Duchovny’s Zodiac sign is Leo, in the end it must always be about him. Now in his older years he wants the easy way out, he wants an easy road to coast on. He feels he’s earned it. So with Monique he’s got what he wants: He’s got Cool Girl. 1/2

Monique is Duchovny’s Cool Girl™. Cool Girl™ is hot, Cool Girl™ is game, Cool Girl™ is fun. Cool Girl™ never gets angry at her man, she only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner, and then presents her mouth for fruit smoothies. She likes what he likes, so evidently she loves Dad Rock and Chris Carter. When Monique met David she knew he wanted Cool Girl™, and for him, she would drop everything, first of all her postsecondary education, to be his one and only Cool Girl™.

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okay but I laughed!