Ya know, somehow I think a silly silly young & not so smart person is threatened by a little blonde bombshell named G-Woman. And that just tells me two things. 1) DRAMA QUEEN and 2) gurrrl you ain’t NEVER gonna be the brightest bulb in the box. Ya hear?! That, my dumb dumb, is reserved for the one and only Gillian F*cking Anderson–Avacado-giving, speedo-loving, Schmoopie-caring, BFF Dana Scully to David’s Foxy Mulder! Ain’t no contest when the true woman in this scenario speaks from the heart. Let that soak in, hun.