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DD: I don’t think anybody knows this, but…didn’t you sublet, or didn’t you stay in my apartment, for a little while, when I was moving? 

GA: (looks confused, then recognition dawns) Yeah – for three nights.

DD: Only three nights? 

GA: Yeah. (audience is squealing a little) (points at David) He wasn’t there. 

DD: I’m sorry I brought it up. 

GA: I, I stayed there…for free! I didn’t sublet – I never *paid* you. (laughter)

DD: I know, but I thought…

GA: You said – (gestures)

DD: That’s why I bring it up. (GA laughs)

Moderator: So with interest, that comes out to… (laughter)

DD: (to Gillian, inaudible)

GA: Yeah… Yeah, no, it was a weekend. (to David) But thanks. 

DD: Sure.

GA: It was nice!

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