I disagree with you saying David is not a musician. He records album and goes on tour and his venues are sold out, so he’s some kind of musician

Some kind of musician? I’m sure all the real musician would appreciate that lol

Look, I love David, even if lately he pisses me off most of the time I still love him. I mean, it’s maybe a love-hate relationship, although not really a relationship ‘cause it’s not reciprocal but I digress!! I love him. So I say that with love.

But the guy is tone deaf, maybe even half deaf for real, with no sense of rythme whatsoever and he can’t sing. He just can’t. Like when he started a few years ago everybody was like “he sings so bad that it hurts” and now, after singing lessons and stage experience, everybody is like “oh that hurts a little less than 2 years ago”. So no, I don’t consider him as a musician. He’s a good actor, a great writer, a model even, an athlete for sure, probably an awesome father and a mind blowing lover but he ain’t no musician. He does music, that’s different. And that’s cute as long as he doesn’t take himself too seriously.

What’s Stringate? I was told you’d be able to send me down the rabbit hole in the best possible way.

Haha! Not sure it was a string, but there’s been some underwears thrown at David during a concert in Paris. He picked them up and handed them back to Nate, one of his musician, saying “Nate, Nate’s the single guy.” Therefore, implying he wasn’t.
Me and @skullsmuldon were there, and cursed by non-functioning phones, so there no video of the incident, but there’s an audio here and a video of his obvious confusion right after this moment. 

update: thank you @feministbynature ! I completely mixed up the gates! String gate is indeed that moment where David pulls the string of Gillian’s dress during cutting room! (String means thong in French, and also I’m sick and I have a fever, hence the confusion :D)