So I guess I should skip my partner’s work holiday party because doing so would be helping promote his company. I mean, I don’t work there so why would I support his company? I should be out there tweeting about how great my own job is the night of his holiday party. That’s obviously how relationships work.

It depends. Do you have 600 000 followers on Twitter, are you a famous celebrity, an icon for a whole generation, do people have your face on their phone and laptop backgrounds and do your partner’s work holiday happen twice a month 5000 miles away from where you work?